Didn’t have time to watch the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony? Then let me get you up to speed with this Abridged! version of the probably incomplete ceremony.
And, hello, yes, Abridged! is back for 2014. Leave ideas for me to tap in the comments. Or just subscribe for plenty more action this year: http://youtube.com/user/woahbot?sub_confirmation=1
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