Performed by Jimmy Kimmel and Drake
Music by Jonathan Kimmel
Lyrics by Jimmy Kimmel, Gary Greenberg and Jonathan Kimmel
J: Check this out
J: Here’s a Tweet from Shaquille O’Neal
J: Dat 2 year old smokin on the internet, is dat real?
J: And here’s another one from Larry King
J: Whoever came up with Peanut Butter and Jelly
J: Deserves a Nobel Prize in Something.
D: Let me try, this one’s from Justin Bieber’s list
D: He says, “Hey, Did you know that bed bugs really do exist?”
J: I didn’t!
D: Jessica Simpson posted one I just seen…
D: She said My bro-in-law gave me a book to read…
J: Oooh, that was mean.
Follow You Follow Me
D: Tell me something now…
Follow Me Follow You
J: Tell me nothing now
What are you thinkin? Just…
BOTH: I want your update…
Follow You Follow Me Follow me…
D: I saw a Tweet from Amanda Bines…
D: She said I like black men, I’m very attracted to them, fyi
J: Who isn’t?
J: Here’s somethin Demi want us to know…
J: Yeah – “My waiter’s name was nacho.”
D: Tila Tequila’s getting hungry as a mother…
D: “We are spraying whipped cream all over each other.”
J: Let’s not forget one Ashton Kutcher did.
J: “Did you know fish have NO EYE LIDS!”
D: Want to know how Britney Spears stays lean?
J: She says, “My daddy got me a Blizz Berry Machine”
J: Michael Jordan is a Twitterin’ pimp,
D: He said “On new years, I had way too many shrimp.”
JD: Heidi Montag picked up some Chinese food…
JD: Paris Hilton goin to the club she needs a new dude ..
JD: Lil Bow Wow got an x-box tattoo
JD: Snoop Dogg askin, “What it do, neffew?”
D: Young moolah baby…