I have fondly named him “The Kraken.”
- Order one (1)
- Single-stacked, freestanding burger
- That is over $20.00.
- From a major fast food chain.
(I chose Jack in the Box because, having worked there before, I knew & tearfully appreciated how they honor American individualism by making exactly what you order. Plus the people there are super-nice folks.)
20 patties later (a “Vigenuple Jumbo Jack”), several orders of bacon, every single cheese, a Wampa-amount of other add-ons, and an antenna ball topper (does not count towards the total) we get a humble Jumbo Jack that is exactly 9,044 calories and 12.5 inches of cardiac-stimulating magic.
And yes, I will eat the whole thing… eventually.
Here’s a photo of the entire monster: http://imgur.com/hzmfmKM
Here’s another more juicy photo of the wizardry: http://imgur.com/UhuQ4Kr
Here’s a photo of the receipt: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=677461530095&set=a.523605329155.2033885.59401686&type=1&theater
And here’s my lovely fan page where I frequently post interesting things that is worthy of your pleasure: http://www.facebook.com/ChevassusStudios